Sunday, July 28, 2013

Naija Husband and Bloody Vaginas

I just found a blog which I can tell is going to be a hit already. It's a new blog which just a few posts, which were all interesting to me, so I thought I'd share my discovery with you guys, if you didn't know already. Naijahusband

So I am on call today, I will be in the hospital until about 7.30am tomorrow. It's just 10.30am and I am already tired. I don't know if I am fully awake yet. Got here at 7am, missed sign out, showed up at the nurse's station at 7.15am, got chewed out by the intern for missing sign out at 7am. I guess next time I will show up for sign out in my jeans and tshirt. I was there at 7 but had to change to scrubs. Well, since I got out of bed at 6.15am, it was my fault for being late. First delivery of the day, twins.  I think something is wrong with the brain cos I am yet to feel the awe people report when they witness a new life come into this world.

All I see is a tortured vagina, (lots of) blood, sometimes poop or farts and generally a not very pretty sight. If I said I was going into OB, then you should be worried but since I am not, you can all relax. I considered it for a long while, now i think I was just on cheap drugs because it's not for me.

I am itchy. I want to be at home in bed, with my love......


Snoopy

8 comments:

  1. I just discovered naijahusband too and I like his blog. Don't worry, all your hardwork and sleepless nights will pay off..xx

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  2. Hang in there sis! Almost there now :)

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  3. Thanks for the shout out! Just getting started but there's more to come.

    Sometimes Naijawife makes me watch those birth stories with her.....I understand your lack of enthusiasm.

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  4. Hmmm wait wait: "I am itchy. I want to be at home in bed, with my love..." Please who is the LOVE??? Give us full gist nah

    Ewww what you described is gross but yeah you're supposed to get all mushy when you hear the baby cry. Is it the nurses though or the hospital cleaners who have to clean up the poop and all? I've always wondered.

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  5. hahahah @ the description you gave of giving birth. I think you almost successfully scared me. LOL!

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  6. I pooed man, but since I ddidn't see it, I can bask in the glow of babydom without much scarring (apart from the 3rd degree tear that is).

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