Sunday, September 16, 2012

Tips on how to find a wifey

Let's not pretend that men don't find women. They like to act as if we are a dime a dozen (which is kind of true and vice versa), but after they have finished playing and want to settle down, they start to look for wifey material. So being the saint that i am and since i am sick of reading "Tips on how to find a man" or "Why you are not married yet?" etc etc, i have decided to help you guys out. What are my credentials? Well, i'm not married, neither am i a rapper or a divorcee, but i would like to consider myself "wifey material". Yes, i said it. Thank you very much. Now, shut up and read.

  1. You must know how to cook! Any man that doesn't know how to cook is a liability. Plain and simple. Some guys don't even know how to boil rice, even if it's noodles, you should be able to feed yourself. It's both for you own good and the good of the marriage. 
  2. Know what you want, say what you want and mean what you say. Why does the chic always have to ask, "So where is this going?"  Be clear about your purpose and stop playing chics.
  3. Don't be an arrogant jerk. 9 times out of 10, you are probably not God's gift to women, so no need to act like one. 
  4. Be ambitious. Complacence and mediocrity are unattractive. 
  5. Stop looking for virgins. You have done your fair share of depopulating the earth of virgins, so why do you now want to marry one. 
  6. It's okay to still party and go clubbing once in a while but that should not be your weekly tonic. Dem dey grow pass something. 
  7. Gender roles exist, I know. I would get rid of them if I could. Don't be that guy who thinks because he is a man he can't lift a finger to help out around the house. Una no dey forbid to change diapers, get up in d night to help with the baby or  do dishes. Women are not machines.
  8. Have something in that pangolo you call your head. Be able to carry on an intellectual conversation that doesn't revolve around sex, especially if you just met the girl. 
  9. After a certain age, you should not be having roommates, especially if you all have the reputation of being players. It lets us know you are still growing up. You never ready. 
  10. Above all, be honest and consistent. I know that's asking a lot but try. 

58 comments:

  1. Let the church say yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!

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  2. Amen!!!!! I love love love love number 4. That one is my number one, number two, 3, 4 and 5. Be ambitious.

    I'm not looking for no Mark Zuckerberg(if God give me I no go reject am though lol) but be more ambitious at the least.

    Intelligence in men can never be overemphasized... I'm not going to have a conversation with your six-pack, am I?

    Nne, sting thank ma jare #Preach

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    1. Yes o, my sister. We are on the same page.

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    2. i can't stop laffing......"who wants to have a conversation with your six-pack"..this line is a classic. gbam

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  3. Can't fault a darn thing in this list.

    If I may add... Men should be receptive and willing to learn. Just becuase your used to doing or behaving in a certain way doesn't mean there are better or more productive ways of doing something. This keeps peace, makes both sides happy and you can add know skills to your resume. Not that you would need your resume any longer ;-)

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  4. This is almost the first time I am commenting on your blog! *yeah, I am one of them, covers eye*

    AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is as if you lifted this list out of my brain. We should be sisters :) Number 8 is my number one pet peeve in men (maybe I am hanging out with the wrong crowd sef), but I mean really, intelligent conversation is not too much to ask for. Pedestrian conversations bore me out of my wits. Kai. Bless you jare, better person!

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    1. Sister mi, waicome. U be better person too. Thanks for gracing my blog with your comment.

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  5. ...and that my dear is the reason why i want a trophy husband.

    http://www.tiyancooks.com/2012/08/my-trophy-husband.html

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    1. Haha....sounds like a good idea. Will check your post out.

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  6. LOOOL Sting sting Dame Native Doctor..On point..You must know how to cook jor, warrisit??..

    LOL @ 5..I love all

    I am Unveilinggold and I approve this message v/ v/

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    1. High five !!! Where have u been, madam?

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    2. Dame I have been here oh :) just waiting on you to finish Med school so I can come and claim what belongs to us :) lol

      How do I modify my blog so I can reply comments the way it is on your blog? :)

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    3. LOL...I love this girl. Na really claim what belongs to us.

      As for comments, go to edit html, click on revert widget templates to default and that should do it.

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  7. i just realized your posts don't have a share button....you need to add it ASAP! great post!

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  8. ok, i definitely do want to marry a Virgin, i dont believe in gender roles too, soo if im changing diapers my girl should also be taking out the garbage and mowing the lawn right? i do kinda know how to cook, but im not certain my food is what you call delicious, but my food does me well, so its ok. i agree with almost everything else on your list though.

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    1. Seriously? You? Virgin? *scoffs*

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    2. I think the garbage thing is silly. What's the big deal in taking out the garbage. As for mowing the lawn, when i lived at home, i mowed the lawn steady. In fact, my brother hated mowing the lawn and i hated washing the bathroom, so we switched. What's the big deal afterall, no be to push or drive mower. It's not like u r using cutlass.

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  9. I love love love number 4 someone once said "you don't have to marry rich marry ambitious" so true ambition will get you far in life. Lol at "i am no rapper or divorcee" hahaha i hope Ruggedman and the other one i forget his name are reading this. I hope people retweet and share this it needs to go round

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    1. I'm telling you. Some of these men, you have to be pushing them to do something with their lives as if you are their mother. Mba nu. I no do o.

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  10. have you seen this comeback on the same topic on bellanaija too funny http://www.bellanaija.com/2012/09/17/how-to-execute-the-tips-in-the-ik-guide-to-snagging-a-man/

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    1. I checked it out, whoever wrote it is good! I loved it.

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  11. I love love this list and post on point.

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  12. Just stumbled on your blog and im loving it ohh. Naija men no dey hear word. I think i should move my man hunting radar to the UK. Its quite apt tho, do something similar for we the ladies.......

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  13. Just stumbled on your blog and im loving it ohh. Naija men no dey hear word. I think i should move my man hunting radar to the UK. Its quite apt tho, do something similar for we the ladies.......

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    1. Thanks....but chic for UK go say the men wey dey there no go.

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  14. LOL...this is hilarious! Let them hear o..

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    1. I'm trying o. You no see say i dey draw their ear? lol

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  15. Me love it...i am sharing it straight away, thanks for the eye opener...http://bit.ly/NL39x2

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  16. lol! sting o sting...ure just spitting these men because guess wot??? no matter wot you say, once these 'pangolo' heads pop the question...watch and see how ur girl friend jumps for joy and is quick to put her ring finger on the internet.
    lol@rapper or divorcee. haha!

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    1. LOL,....nothing wrong with jumping for joy o! As long as it's for the right reasons and hopefully, the right person.

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  17. Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  18. Hahahahhaha nice one. Numbers 1 and 8 are so on point!

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  19. Amen oh! Especially #8!

    Http://fredafro.blogspot.com

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    1. You first time commenting abi? Waicome.

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  20. When I got to your space, I couldn't stop smiling.. Hi Native Doc..

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  21. God bless u for sentence 5 especially.........lol

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  22. I love this. Will probably forward it to a few. Word gats to get out there.

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  23. lmao! this was a gem of a post Sting.

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  24. Preach! Especially love numbers 3-5, especially since I had an argument with a relative of mine about those points just this past weekend. In fact, I should direct him to this post.

    Have book marked this post, it's awesome!

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  25. Also, is it okay to share this on facebook?

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  26. you've said it all o.
    love your blog

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  27. Awesome stuff sandwiched in a very comic delivery, I like it

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  28. For the girls who like No 5, well em, I have a procedure that replaces hymens so do not worry. And why is cooking ability number 1? Cook like Iya-Ibeji and dont know how to em em dat thing, u and all the pots will be kicked out when she calls the police on you. So Madam Sting, oya tell us the truth what is really number 1.
    Like Jesus, let me just summarise these many commandments to two. 1.HAVE MONEY, 2.SABI DO. The rest the woman overlook.

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