Monday, August 4, 2008

FOOD FOR THOUGHT (WARRI VERSION)

A rolling stone ……… na person push am.
A stitch in time...….. dey prevent further tear tear.
Birds of the same feather……… na the same mama born dem.
One good turn……… na power steering be that.
A bird in hand…….. kill am chop 1st b4 u go find another one for bush.
He who laughs last…….. na mumu. Why him nor catch the joke at the first time and laugh when other dey laugh?
The patient dog…….. Na hunger go kill am


*mumu - fool, dumbass, ode, opke, olodo etc, etc

Holla at me if u need further translations.

(I got this from somewhere... only God knows)

20 comments:

  1. LOL! na hunger go kill patient dog true true!

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  2. LMAO... that ish was super funny my dear... na de same mama born dem... i'm really lol'ing

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  3. Very funny! And happily no need for a translation here!

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  4. Another one for the patient dog:
    WHERE IM DEY WHEN IM MATES DEY CHOP D MEAT FOR THE BONE?

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  5. translate it further for me....

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  6. this is so hilarious! am laughing so hard!

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  7. ha ha ha.

    a patient Dog na hunger kill am. very true this days. no more fattest bone abeg. lol.

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  8. He who laugh last... he get mouth odour ;)

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  9. LOL...This is common sense made easy.

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  10. hehehehehehehe
    hohohohohohoho
    i luv...A bird in hand…….. kill am chop 1st b4 u go find another one for bush.
    so very correct, lolllll
    babes how ya side???

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  11. A stitch in time...….. dey prevent further tear tear

    Or na so so wata! True true o. Ask any woman who deliver naturally and refuse doctor advice. I know I'd never fall into that trap.

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  12. True story! Ainm't nothing truer. How many patient dogs have ever gotten a bone at all? I ain't seen none yet. You see how 'true' your lines are. Nice one. Have a nice day!

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  13. LMAO!!!...That was funnieeeeeeeeee

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  14. lol......funny a friend sent me this earlier today...now am reading it here again...abeg have had enuf for one day....but i cant help it...am LOLing again....lol

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  15. sum1 jst made my day o!
    in fact, i'm goin to update

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  17. THIS WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMNNNNNNNNNN hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!! buhahaahhhah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 oh gosh!!!!!!!!
    p.s: XOXO

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