Monday, September 22, 2008

shuooo!



So, my pipo, i have been given an award by Ms Dee. I am now officially a certified honest blogger. No be small thing oh! I was an honest blogger b4 (abi i dey lie?), now i'm CERTIFIED.

Big words, big words, calm down my sister (side note to self).


It is really not a small something (LOL, i'm a fool). Anyway, first and foremost, i would like to thank Baba J. aka Baby Jesus or Just God! (Just Jack!) for granting me this award (if i was a good christian now, i for quote bible for here, but alas....). I would also like to thank Sally aka my non existent social life (yes, her name is Sally) for giving me the time to sit in front of my computer and type half of the nonsense i write. (Sally is also the name of one of my patient's vagina (Na she name her vagina Sally oh, no be me), but i bet u didn't want to know that. Well, that's ur punishment for reading this blog. The unneccassary information i like to throw out there from time to time).


Finally, i would like to dedicate this award to my one and only true love D'banj, or Skibanj as his jamaican friends call him, the only sugar in my tea, cockroach in my cupboard, pain in my arse and thorn in my throat. I go born ibeji for u. You know i'm nice like ofada rice, i 'll be your witch, if u'll be my wizard. I lof u! (Na so one of the naija nurses for my job, tell im wife say e lof am! I wan die for laugh).


I'm supposed to pass the award along. Hmm.... Do i have to? I mean, i worked hard for this shit.I have cried blood and shed tears. Everytime i write a blog post, i lose 10lbs, now they want me to pass the award. I no dey like that kind thing oh!


Anyway, here are the rules
  1. When you receive the prize you must write a post showing it, together with the name of the person who gave you the award, and link the person back.
  2. Choose a minimum of 7 blogs (or even more) that you find brilliant in their content or design.
  3. Show their names and links and leave them a comment informing they were prized with an award.
  4. And then pass it on!


Well, i'm not passing it on. I refuse..................


Na lie, i dey work. Make i go b4 them sack me. I will pass on the award when i get a chance. I need a separate post for that. Una know say my own must different, i no dey gree do wetin i suppose to do. But una too many for blogville, and i need to think about who i pick. Ciao, pple and btw i'm eating a banana for lunch today. Another unnecessary info that i know u r dying to hear, and pls cos i know u guys have rotten minds in blogville, it's a regular banana oh. Abeg.

18 comments:

  1. You're crazy! Congrats o! I still have to do this myself.

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  2. Lol...u were honest before, now u're certified. He he...

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  3. A banana is a banana jo. But what is regular to you might be a whopper to me. Sizes differ.

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  4. lmao!! i did not give u this award 4 nuthing mehn!! LMAO!!!

    dbanj na ur sugar banana abi!

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  5. no one else was thinking dirty, lol. na u talk am. what's going on?

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  6. I'm still stuck on someone naming her vajayjay Sally. Why Sally?? It's such a boring name. Sally?????? It's like Jane. No offense to the Janes & Sallys, of course.

    Sting, I there4 request that you connect me to that your patient. I need to speak to her. DO NOT GIVE HER MY NUMBER OO!! lol. I know you work with not-so-sane people, so don't even try it.

    And thanks 4 fighting on my blog. Send me your address ASAP. I will send you a hand-written letter. Honestly, if you email me your address, I'll send you a hand written letter.

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  7. Oh, and a check of course *rolling eyes*

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  8. hahaha, you are too much! congrats o jare

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  9. so u eventually named the dog lenie...instead of suraju or sth like that...am upset o...so ma advice is not good enough abi?

    LMAO...congrats on ur award

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  10. your co-worker stole his lyrics from dbanj, wande coal and don jazzy! (Song is titled PERE. hilarious!!)
    abeg keep your award joo. you've earned it :-p

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  11. gng: I'm not crazy oh, just very serious.

    Toluwa:Thanks

    Afrobabe: Hmmm....

    Jaycee: Don't u just like all those big words

    naijalines: Different sizes of banana ke? U r on ur own oh!

    mz dee: D'banj is my over sugar banana

    isha: U don't know all these pple in blogville with their dirty minds. I'm doing ok. How r u?

    Vera: r u sure u want to speak to my patient? I laugh just thinking about it. U go tire. My dear, hand written letter has died a slow death. I refuse to let u resurrect it. Make i give u my account number instead.

    solomonsydelle: Finally, someone acknowledge my too muchness. Thank u.

    Chari: Sofry talk cos i go vex name the dog chari. E never too late.

    doll: Thanks

    Geisha: I was listening to Pere the whole day at work. Na me thief the lyrics. My co-worker only told his wife he lof's her. It was his pronunciation of love (lof) i was talking about.

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  12. lol @ naija line's banana talk. Hope you enjoyed your banana.

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  13. can you imagine. i should sue u for plagiarism and erm, misleading and erm, slander upon another person's un-lyrics-tiffing nature!

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  14. Lol at the sally vagina. Congrats on the award.

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  15. See urself, sting. We never talk anything and you are explaining the kind of banana. What other banana is there other than the regular one? Tell us o!

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  16. have i been here before? damn, u got me cracking up.

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