Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Umbrella Analogy

Medical school is like having a *colonoscopy with an umbrella.
  • First year - They stick the umbrella in
  • 2nd year - They open the umbrella (while still inside)
  • 3rd year - They pull it out.
  • 4th year - You get to stick it in someone else.
I fucking love my psych professor.

In lay man's terms

The first year of medical school is like having an umbrella stuck up your butt, the second year the umbrella is opened, the third year the umbrella is ripped out, and the fourth year you get to stick the umbrella up someone else's butt!

*Colonoscopy is the endoscopic examination of the large colon and the distal part of the small bowel with a CCD camera or a fiber optic camera on a flexible tube passed through the ANUS!!!!(Courtesy of wikipedia)


  1. OK. I'm officially disgusted. eek!

  2. Gosh that 1 - 3 freaked me out. Ouch!

  3. LOL
    Couldn't have said it better..
    Get to stick it up someone else?
    I can barely wait!

  4. Eeeeewww miss doc...i wonder how you guys cope men!!!
    Power to you!

  5. okay, i'm freaked out by num 2.....

  6. reminds me of a classmate that got bathed doing Barium Enema. I cannot laugh because I am yet to test out on that exam.

  7. LMAO, You are now oficially a med student, only when you take joy in sticking something in someone or disgusting the non-medical population with ur imense knowledge do u really become a med student lol!!!

  8. I'm visualizing... what color was the umbrella?

    I'mmmmmmmm joking :)

  9. what a description, kewl Mary Poppinz sturvvz...if i may ask, is it the family size (NICON) umbrella?


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