Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Buddha Belly

Thanks for all the congratulatory messages. I have been on cloud nine. Imagine, i got a mail from the army addressing me as "Dear medical Student". What's not to be happy about.

The problem i have now is that i'm gaining weight rapidly. I have no self control. I just eat everything that comes my way. It's getting sicken. I already know how i'm going to look when i'm 3 months pregnant. It would be cute if i was pregnant, but since i'm not, it's not cute AT ALL.

My crazy brother is not helping matters by buying cakes, candy and junk food. Somebody hold meeeeeeeeeeee......... Seriously though, matter don dey hard.

I need to lose 15lbs! Any tips? Nothing crazy, like liquid diet or diet pills.

Did i tell u guys of the time i took Hydroxycut?! Person go siddon e go be like say e dey run. The increased heart rate was scary. Let's not talk about the sleepless nights that i had for the three days that i took those pills. Guess how much i weighed when i took those pills? 138lb!!!!

I thought i was fat then. Now i'm 155lbs and i can't even talk.


  1. FIRST!!!!!

    lol, that seemed alien, shouting first that is.

    well, about ur weight loss: the gym? the pepper soup diet? dunno!

  2. my dear, i totally feel you on the weight.
    I feel like i've been going to the gym 4 ever, yet ppl still tell me i'm adding weight, very not funny!

    Start with diet modification, eat less, or maybe tie ur teeth!

  3. Salads oh! I did that, I had salads with light dressing for dinner because dinner (especially carb ones with potatoes, bread and rice) after I think 6pm increases weight gain. I know celebs don't eat carbs late.

    If you wanna snack try slim fast products.

    And pray and fast. Fasting is good spiritually and physically ans long as you don't bing in he name of breaking a fast.

    Merry Christmas

  4. (as per you comment) Like not evryone from the south is one ethnic group there's Yoruba, Igbo, Efik, Urhobo, Bini, and the many others.

    Most Northerners speak hausa (Sokoto Caliphate if you did history) but we have more than 100 languages, traditions and ethni groups- Fulani (the biggest group after hausa), Gwari (original Abuja indigenes), Jaba (Kaduna state), Tarok (Jos, Plateau), Tangale (my ethnic group and language in Gombe state), Kanuri and Shuwa Arab (Borno state) and the remaining 100 others.

    Many of us can speak hausa but not our languages like those who grew up in Abuja so people tend to lump us as hausa when we are NOTHING close to Hausa.

    Many Nigerian 'Northern' heads of state weren't even Hausa.

    I hope I answered the question right if not read on history of Northern Nigeria. Colonialism really complicated some things.


  5. me sef, am looking for a way to loose weight, and fast too...

  6. 155lbs sounds dreamy!

    Ok, to lose weight RIGHT (and I know that future doctor that you are, you're only interested in doing things right...right?) it'll have to be a combination of better food choices and getting some physical activity. Maybe you can extend your walks with your doggie, or run instead of walk?

    Good luck and congrats again!

    Good Naija Girl

  7. lol @ the effects of hydroxycut. I can only imagine! I have never taken any of those pills coz I'm so scared of their effects

  8. 'Tis the season to be Jolly......why is your brother doing this now?

    Anyways opt for fruits and veggies when you feel like cakes.

    Apples are really good, and don't eat after 7pm!
    As for gym.....Long thing! do a lot of house chores and running around.

    Merry Christmas!

  9. merry christmas

    men i dont have any suggestions o! exercise?

    it is well

  10. i can only say gym. merry christmas girl. uzezi is back

  11. lol please when you find out how...plzzzzz tell me!!


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