Monday, June 2, 2014

Testimony time

Hello people,

Gather round, i have a testimony for you. What had happened was, the devil had been whispering in my right ear "Sting, delete your blog, delete your blog, delete your blog". And i said "you know what devil, that's a mighty fine idea" But somehow on my way to delete the blog, i got stuck in purgatory, because i was eating hot amala and black soup (with a fork) when the last bus left. So the blog wasn't deleted, it was instead stuck in the purgatory of "this is for invited readers only".

But the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob prevailed and said "come here my daughter, what's strong with you?" I told him i didn't know what was strong with me but i would like him to help me figure out what was wrong with me. He just looked at me, shook his head and turned his attention back to Boko Haram. I didn't let it pain me too much sha. I was like "okay God, be that way. I'll just go delete the blog, since you don't care". That got his attention, he quickly silenced the wailing Mama Peace, then he turned to me and said, "I know you think you are some kind of undercover atheist heathen, but i know you, you can't fool me. Sit your ass down, suck it up, stop whining and start blogging again. I'm over your bullshit".

Fear catch me because of the smoke that was coming out of his nose as he was talking. So i said "yes sir, abeg no vex" and reopened the blog.


THE END

14 comments:

  1. Welcome back madam, God has spoken...do have a fulfilling Week.

    www.molarabrown.com

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    1. Yes he has, so I am behaving myself. I hope you have a fulfilling week also.

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  2. There you go! One down, and at least 2 more to go! Welcome back Sis!

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    1. This was an escapee post o. It wasn't one of the three. Unfortunately, two of the three posts have left my head. There's only one left, but it's a start. Thanks bros.

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  3. You've one hell of an imagination, and I loved reading this.

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    1. Thanks Myne.....a lot of nonsense resides in this brain of mine, I have to admit.

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  4. Lmao see me laughing at work. You are definitely something and Ii love it. I can totally picture that conversation happening for real.
    Welcome back sis ;)

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    1. I like that I am something, but since you didn't specify exactly what, could you please use your magic powers and make me something rich? Please and thank you :)
      Sofry laugh for work make them no go sack you, u go say na Sting cause am.

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  5. I am glad you decided not to delete the blog afterall.
    I never believed for once you were an atheist, you simply don't believe in the church-religious-doctrines.
    HMMM .... I could just picture the conversation in my head .... but you get liver oo, to talk to our Papa like that!

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    1. LOL...God is my homie. I have never self identified as an atheist and i think your assessment is 100% correct.

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  6. See ehn! I dont know what to do with you anymore.....I tried opening your blog I think 2weeks ago...and I got the "invited readers only"...I was just there thinking like.."mayhaps a mistake"
    We bless God Most High for this divine visitation!

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    1. I could tell you what to do with me.....I accept praise in $100 bills only, at least 10 bills. Hope that helps.

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  7. Thank God you had the conversation with God and you are back..please don't let that bad devil speak in your ears again biko...pepper spray him when next he strolls by

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  8. LOL! smoke out of nose. I also saw the "invited readers only"

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