Monday, October 1, 2012

Just saying

How much of a coinkidink is it that I am currently completing a required online module on childhood obesity. My friend said I shouldn't have called anyone a bad parent, instead I should have said they were irresponsible. All na throat and neck.

So let me share what I am learning with you guys FOC. I pay $43,000 to learn this and you guys get it free. I am such a nice person. I know.

Impact of childhood obesity on adult health  
  • Increased all causes of mortality in males and females
  • Increased mortality from coronary artery disease in males
  • Increased morbidity from coronary artery disease in males and females
  • Increased risk of colon cancer in males
  • Increased risk of arthritis in females
Co-morbidities (which are diseases that go along with obesity)
  • Hypertension
  • Insulin resistance
  • Ancanthosis nigricans
  • Advanced bone age
  • Earlier onset of puberty
  • Polycystic ovarian syndrome
  • Dyslipidemia
  • Non alcoholic fatty liver
  • Cholethiasis
  • Obstructive sleep apnea
  • Pseudo tumor cerebri

This post is boring, yes yes, but the message is kids who are obese are being set up for a shitty future health wise. 

I have more interesting things to blog about, I promise. I'm just soooooooooooo busy. 

P.S. I got a marriage proposal today. But it was for an arranged marriage so I decided to pass :)) If UK no let you stay, then u might have to pack your jigida and go back to naij. I mean, I empathize with u but not to the extent of marrying you. Forgive me brother, I am not that nice. 

A SUPERSTAR WAS BORN IN THE MONTH OF OCTOBER. LET'S TAKE A MOMENT AND ACKNOWLEDGE THE GREATNESS THAT IS OCTOBER......Thank you! 

If you were born in October, 5 stars to you. If you were born in October AND you are a Scorpio, 10 stars to you. We are just awesome. Like, seriously. No seriously. Have you seen me? Have you met me? Ask around ;) Just saying. I am the truth sayer.  

14 comments:

  1. Happy birthday in advance to our darling Madame Sting.
    Bad parent, irresponsible parent...same nani.

    You are our very own truth sayer and we love you for this.

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  2. Yes o.october babies,Scorpio babies.it is we.

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  3. Happy birthday in advance. Funky enough I'm learning diabetes and early onset.

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  4. Happy birthday love x. Thx for the tip.

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  5. Happy baiday to you. Have fun

    PS: I hope you let us know the day sha, so we can holla well well

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  6. Happy birthday in advance. i can't believe how expensive college is in the states when i was an undergrad 6 years ago the fees for UK resident students was £1000pounds and international something between £6000-£10,000 depending on where you went to school and you still got various loans for that and grants too which is still less than the US wow!

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  7. lol yeah right...met you, who are you again? :p

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  8. LOL! Yeah...the jargons lost me there for a min.

    Happy birthday Madame Sting! May your sting only attract the best that life has to offer!

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  9. Happy Birthday in Advance :)

    Parents need to be more aware of the points you've mentioned above. I'm not a parent yet but plan not to be one to use the "baby fat" excuse. And it's true, kids eat what's made available to them.

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  10. HBD in advance.
    nice?...yes, but the lesson?.. educative & b-o-r-i-n-g! u dey try 2 read dem o :D
    LOL @ arranged marriage.

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  11. lol...this is why i love u. U sabi talk true.

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