Saturday, October 31, 2009

Lamentations by Sting

God! I just want to be a normal person again. What have i gotten myself into. Jehovah pls see me through this block. Amen.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Med sch according to ME

  1. If it doesn't hurt- you are doing something wrong
  2. If you are well rested - You are doing something wrong
  3. If 24 hours is enough - you are doing something wrong
  4. If you can't spit out your facts - You are doing something wrong
  5. If sleep is an option - you are doing something wrong
  6. If you don't say "Maybe i'm not cut out for this at least once" - you are doing something wrong
  7. If you don't cry because you are tired of reading while continuing to read in the midst of ur tears - you are doing something wrong
  8. If you don't feel like you've been run over by a bus on a MONDAY morning - you are doing something wrong
  9. If you don't wonder to yourself, why you even bothered renting an apartment - you are doing something wrong
  10. If you don't think to yourself "na only one brain i been get b4" - you are doing something wrong.
Shit upon shit. It hasn't gotten better. You don't believe me, ask ME!

It's my birthday today. Happy birthday to me. What more could i ask for? I am living my dream. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! That was a sarcastic laugh by the way, in case u couldn't tell.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Birthday

Can't believe i am excited about Thursday not because it's my birthday but because i get done at 12pm and have the rest of the day to study.'

This is the most i have been disinterested in my birthday. Actually, it's the first time. My brain hasn't even registered that fact. Life. SMH

Friday, October 23, 2009

Dear God

God, u r in control of my life. Nobody has right over my life but u. I trust u, i believe in u. Take control.

Dear God

God, you are my only hope. Take control.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Sleep is for the Weak

Sleep is for the weak
No be me kill Jesus (God forgive me!)

Nicknames for classmates so far. (the list increases daily)
  1. Lady koi koi (na so so koi koi shoes that one dey wear)
  2. Pineapple (random pick so we can codedly talk about the person)
  3. Your BFF (one busy body like that) - She cool though.
  4. Drummer boy (We went for a potluck review session, during the review, instead of this one to write with biro like his mates or type like a human being, he was pounding his keyboard, no be small thing)
  5. Turner Syndrome and friends (Long story short, my friend said she looks like she has turner's syndrome)
  6. Surgeon (Dude in lab group who likes to cut)
More to come. This is just me delaying/escaping my reality. Chineke God in heaven, i'm channeling you o!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Umbrella Analogy

Medical school is like having a *colonoscopy with an umbrella.
  • First year - They stick the umbrella in
  • 2nd year - They open the umbrella (while still inside)
  • 3rd year - They pull it out.
  • 4th year - You get to stick it in someone else.
I fucking love my psych professor.

OR
In lay man's terms

The first year of medical school is like having an umbrella stuck up your butt, the second year the umbrella is opened, the third year the umbrella is ripped out, and the fourth year you get to stick the umbrella up someone else's butt!


*Colonoscopy is the endoscopic examination of the large colon and the distal part of the small bowel with a CCD camera or a fiber optic camera on a flexible tube passed through the ANUS!!!!(Courtesy of wikipedia)
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